Alas, there is a gastrointestinal alliteration for every city on earth. Baku Bowels joins the likes of Delhi Belly, Cairo Colon, and Shanghai Stomach as things you want to avoid while travelling. Trust me.
Not that anyone wants to know about my bathroom habits, but I feel it necessary to compare the inevitable digestive abominations that have afflicted me.
The Baku version seems to start with a bout of queasiness, followed by an insatiable urge to vomit, then a series of painful minutes on the toilet, finished off with two days of eating yogurt and bread three times a day.
Must've been something I ate.